you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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