I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I fill condoms, not promises.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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