Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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