I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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