Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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