My hair reeks of homosexuality.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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