dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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