Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I am one with the molecules
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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