Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
