so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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