I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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