so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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