if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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