its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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