its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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