yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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