I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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