CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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