I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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