ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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