Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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