Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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