I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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