Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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