On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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