Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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