I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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