you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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