we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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