so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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