whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Send help, water and tortillas.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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