And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So many bounce houses so little time
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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