It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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