Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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