at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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