The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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