Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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