What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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