I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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