yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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