I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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