Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My ass is underappreciated
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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