Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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