Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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