Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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