you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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