my sisters under your porch take her home
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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