Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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