Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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