Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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