i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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