oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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