Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
how drunk are you?
Several
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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