Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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