You work out of a Hotel?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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