So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Come see our sink grown plant.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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